Tuesday, 18 June 2013

The Transcript of Bill Bailey Parody of Chaucer Poetry



Transcript of Bill Bailey Parody of Chaucer Poetry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNEWatD0viw


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BB-This is where the joke enters the realm (.) of Geoffrey Chaucer (.) Thank You (2.0) three fellows’ wenten into a pubbe (.)And gleefully their hands did rub (.)In expectation own of revelry (.) for its was thee hour that is happy (.)Great Bottles of wine did they quaff and have a really good laugh (.)Till drunkenness hell dominion “four does two for the price of one” (.) yet after why the meat in sac (.) man must have a massive snack! (1.0)Great Pasties’ form Cornwall (.) Scottish Eggs round as a ball (1.0) great hams quail duck and geese they sucked the bones and dragged the grease (0.5) one fellow stood all pale and wan (.) for he was a vegetarian (3.0) yet man knoweth that gluttony stoketh the fire of lechery (.) upon three young wenches round and sly (.) the fellows cast a wanten eye (.) one did approach with the drunken wink (.) “Hello darlin’ do you fancy a drink?”(.) Soon they caught them on their knee(.) twas like grizzly puppetry such was the ludeness and debauchery was like a sketch by Dick Emeri (2.0) except that Dick Emeri is not yet born so such comparison(.) may not be drawn (6.0) then the fellows began to pay for quail and not the friend of ale and in their bellies much confusion (.) form their throats vial extrusion(.) stinking foul corruption came spewing forth from drooling lips the feted stench did fill the pub it was the very arse of Beelzebub(1.5) thrown they were form whore and trumpet in the street no coin no strumpet homeward bound they must quickly go to that then a donkey stole (.) their hands all with vomit greased (.) the donkey err (1.0) was not pleased (1.5) and threw them into a ditch of shite they all agreed (.) what a brilliant night    

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