A2 English Langauge

May task is to write an entertaining piece on what a baby might be thinking if they had full adult abilities.

Please note that some of the babies thoughts may be sarcasm, this is all because of me, just trying to be funny.Enjoy :)

Jess:Book
Thinking "Come on Dad, could you please read me the book, thank you"
Dad:Yes,it's your book. Do you like that one?

Jess:Book

Thinking "Yes, that is my book. Now could you please read it to me"

Dad:You want me to read it?

Jess:Yes.Read
Thinking "FINALLY! Some Progress! Let story time begin"

Dad:Come and sit here then. 'Oh look, here are some horses'

Jess:Horses
Thinking "Yes, I can see its a horse, but I just want you to read the damn book"

Dad:And who is this?

Jess:Dog
Thinking "Oh No, not this again! Name the animals!"

Dad:Yes a dog. A big brown dog

Jess:Shop
Thinking "OK, I've had enough of this, lets see if I can throw him off course"

Dad:Shop?

Jess:Yea.Shop.Dog
Thinking "I think it worked, now begin telling the story please"

Dad:Oh yes, we saw Jim's dog in the shop

Jess thinking "Wow, he's still doing this, why won't you read the book, please, I beg of you"

Jess:Jim

Dad:Is this like Jim's dog?

Jess:Yes
Thinking "Yes, of course it's Jim's dog. It don't take a genius to work it out"

Dad:A bit. And what's this?

Jess:Baa

Dad:that's right- a sheep. It says baa

Jess Thinking "Well, glad that's over, now can you tell the story now?"